X-Filed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Johnny Cash Tribute]

i'm sad now...

I liked Johnny Cash and I wanted 2 find out more about him.
alright movie, but this is just a bunch of stolen pictures of him, and the song looped. If u want to make a better tribute, you should draw your own pictures of him (when u have copied the picture go on modify, then 'Trace Bitmap'). Hey also look at tutorials here on Newgrounds. There is good music in the Audio Portal and some good sound FX on partners in rhyme. Practice makes perfect.

[Britney Spears fucks sis.]

it's not often I give out zeros

but this is the same as your want porno movie with a different title.
please help me stop crap flooding the portal, I'd hate 2 think it if the portal was filled with movies, with no effort put into them, were submitted by some guy with a load of friends who will mass vote 5. I also don't understand how this has an average in the high 3's. Good flash makers, like turd clock and ringfinger, might not be able to submit quality anymore as the portal will be full. This will stop being a good website, because I completely agree with Credic2's review. Please, mass vote 0 on movies with no effort in them, I would really hate to see this everywhere on the portal. If we don't work together, Newgrounds will eventually become a crap website with crap flash. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't let this happen! I would have nightmares for the rest of my life if when I walked down the street, I got tomatoes thrown at me with people saying, "Ha ha ha! You have an account on a crap website!" I really don't mean to be offensive about anything in this review, and I'm not an anti-clock, but i bet that others on this site would feel the same way. This site is the reason why I sit on the computer for entertainment, when I have nothing to do. So remember, stop Newgrounds from collapsing with lame flash before it's too late! Thanks for your time to read this long review.
CyanStick

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

like i said in b, this is your best flash by far.

here's some tips 4 how 2 do better flash;
type in "tutorial" in the search newgrounds, and learn from those if you make another clock movie, make the talking arrow and convert it into a movie clip (F8). then right click it and go on edit. Then go on the free transform tool. rotate it slightly right or left from the bottom left or right hand corner until it faces left or right.
Then copy the frames (in reverse order) so the arrow moves without u having to. I cud go on 4 a while but don't want to.

P.S. Why the hell won't u respond 2 any1's reviews? Let your anger out 2 everyone who gave u 0 and didn't write a constructive review!

[B]

u deserve credit 4 this 2 survive...

WELCHES JUICEGIRLSUXDICK is your best flash by far though.
u truly r king of the portal because this 'movie' has an average of 3.2 out of 5 (at the time of looking). if it had been blammed, the CC would be non-existent (who I think r ok, so I'll give u 5) and this 0.3 kb movie is bound 2 b your first flash, so 1 point 4 style. thanks 4 starting the CC, although I'm not a member.

[The Battlefield III]

1 of the best stick death movies I've seen :D

i love the tank bit!!! keep makin these movies- u r possibly the best stick movie maker on NG.

[MK: Pimpality]

i couldn't see the fatality

the movie got to the bit where it says, finish him! and it stopped. what the hell?

Fuck-You responds:

Well dont vote 1 and review it! Damn man....

[My Mindless Shorts]

...ok

I c y this is turd of the week. I think it wouldn't if you improved the graphics and put an actual story into the movie. The toons in this collection are pointless. Spend some more time on your work and you will probably get a higher score. I agree with u, u did wrong.

[R.I.P. Pingo]

SEIZURE WARNING!

You said you dog was hit by a car yesterday, so that means you have spent little time on this. You also say you have spent weeks on this. ? Either you r psychic or it's an excuse. People could have fits watching this not-so-good flash! Next time u submit a flash, spend more time on it. No offense.

That-Is-Bull responds:

<3

[Another SB Review]

it was ok

the 9/25/02 strawberry submits shit bit i thought brought it down because it repeated like hell. It wasn't as good as TC's reviews but still orite

RastaClock responds:

thank u. this ws a poor movie i made i dnt it was tht good =)but yeah i shud of got rid of that long review on it

<3

[The Great Mighty Poo...]

What the B was that

No offense but if i was in charge, Turd Clock would be king of the portal because he must be 1 of the only people 2 do SBC movies that everyone likes.

P.S it kept looping. If you want a preloader, go to help, then submitting flash movies/games and on there u can get the NG tank logo.